i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
come to think of it, i haven’t seen any proof that i’m NOT the center of the universe
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
Do you think there’s some part of your parents that’s still hoping against hope you’ll get married some day?
Michele: Listen, my father has offered Jonathan millions to marry me. Millions. Right, Jonathan, what did he say to you?
Groff: [in a jewish father voice] “I’ll buy you a house.”
Michele: He has some condition or something like that, that won’t allow him to marry me.
Groff: Oh God.
RED CARPET QUEENS [7/10] → Karen Gillan
Selena accepting her Teen Choice Awards : 2009 – 2014
when your parents try to give you fashion advice
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events